I came in to work the other day, and there were two bananas on the counter, with a note that said “Eat us!” I thought, “Great! Bananas are a great source of potassium!” So, I ate one.
Potassium must cause age regression, because immediately after eating the banana, my 12 year old self started thinking of other things I could use the sign for.
Did I mention that I work at an adult toy store? Yeah.
The first thing that amused me was the sign with the remaining banana. Very Dadaist.