Apparently*.

I came in to work the other day, and there were two bananas on the counter, with a note that said “Eat us!” I thought, “Great! Bananas are a great source of potassium!” So, I ate one.

Potassium must cause age regression, because immediately after eating the banana, my 12 year old self started thinking of other things I could use the sign for.

Did I mention that I work at an adult toy store? Yeah.

The first thing that amused me was the sign with the remaining banana. Very Dadaist.

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Then I went searching for edible objects.

Score! Booby lollipops.

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One of my co-workers wandered in, and she thought it was funny, so:

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We also have other kinds of suckers:

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And finally, I was wandering around the rest of the store, and this reminded me of Louis CK, so it was necessary:

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So, in conclusion, be careful with bananas, they may make you like me.

 

*Shamelessly stolen from The Bloggess.

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