Bananas Make You Younger!
I came in to work the other day, and there were two bananas on the counter, with a note that said “Eat us!” I thought, “Great! Bananas are a great source of potassium!” So, I ate one.
Potassium must cause age regression, because immediately after eating the banana, my 12 year old self started thinking of other things I could use the sign for.
Did I mention that I work at an adult toy store? Yeah.
The first thing that amused me was the sign with the remaining banana. Very Dadaist.
Then I went searching for edible objects.
Score! Booby lollipops.
One of my co-workers wandered in, and she thought it was funny, so:
We also have other kinds of suckers:
And finally, I was wandering around the rest of the store, and this reminded me of Louis CK, so it was necessary:
So, in conclusion, be careful with bananas, they may make you like me.
*Shamelessly stolen from The Bloggess.
Filed under: Childishness
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